Thursday, August 28, 2014

Is This Thing On?

Um, oops.  I haven't posted anything for a really long time.  Sorry, everyone.  Life has been kind of hectic.  I've got a bunch of blog posts in the hopper, so I hope to end this case of blog-neglect this weekend.

Here's a quick recap of what has happened since July 10th.

I discovered Amazon Prime has a huge selection of free movies, which led to me finally getting to watch Eyes of an Angel!  Three cheers for awful John Travolta movies!

It became apparent that one of my more serious MCAD triggers is heat.

We helped two puppy-mill survivors make their way to Illinois Doberman Rescue Plus.

I attended an awesome canine reproduction/puppy ICU seminar by Myra Savant-Harris and learned more than I ever wanted to know about maintaining a stud dog.  Eww.

Smelt are back at Walmart! I always feel like I've got circus seals instead of dogs when I feed them smelt.  Kaylee is particularly fond of them.

I taught myself how to change the cabin filters and air filter on my vehicle.

Steve accidentally dropped a bowl of wine on my head.

My uncle died from lung cancer, much too young, and it illustrated that despite not seeing someone for nearly a decade, you still can miss them terribly.  

I survived the second annual DMOTC Obedience/Rally trial as Trial Chair.  Not sure I want to do it again next year, but I'll probably wind up doing it anyway.  Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm too nice for my own good.

We had someone come to our house to ask about how flooding had impacted us, and I was able to freak out a total stranger when I told her about snakes coming up our drains during storms.

Plans were made to attend Ibizan Hound Nationals in September, and Doberman Pinscher Nationals in October.  My insanity knows no bounds.

Our dryer broke.

I taught myself how to fix the dryer.

Alas, the dryer was beyond repair and we ended up having to buy a new one.  At least I tried.

Firestone broke my car, but Aryn's cousin was able to fix it.  Firestone is refusing to admit they're scam artists and are totally sleazy mofos.  Never take your vehicle to a big-box chain for repairs!

Stark won the Iowa State Fair Dog Show, and now Steve is telling his co-workers that we have the best dog in Iowa.  Oy vey.  (All kidding aside though, he probably is the best dog in Iowa.  I love him so much!)

Poison finished her Coursing Ability Advanced (CAA) title.

Kaylee recovered from her broken toe and earned three more passes towards her Coursing Ability Excellent (CAX) title.  She'll actually get her CAX this year!  There will be cake.

We stayed in a hotel with black mold, which taught me that mold is another major MCAD trigger.

One of the puppy-mill survivors I mentioned above was adopted!  Yay Hurricane!

I was reminded that I still hate raw tomatoes.

Kaylee killed her 5th squirrel of the year.  I'm amazed they keep coming back to our yard.

Steve called me down to the basement to see "the biggest bug he'd ever seen" .... but it was actually a bat.  Steve's excuse was that he wasn't wearing his glasses.  I don't think that is a good enough excuse to think hamster-sized insects exist in Iowa.

Being really angry with Canine Companions for Independence spurred me to start writing again.  Pissed-off writing is fun writing.

Anyway, until next time, here's a photo of sweet Poison with a lily on her head.  

Thursday, July 10, 2014

DIY Laundry Detergent

I posted this recipe before, but it's hard to find and tucked in with a lot of other random topics.  So here goes.  There are ways to make this detergent more exciting, but I'm writing this purely from a "cheapskate" point of view.

You will need....
- 1 box of Borax (4 lb 12 oz)
- 3 bars of Fels Naptha
- 1 box Arm & Hammer baking soda (4 lb)
- 1 box Arm & Hammer super washing soda (3 lb 7 oz)
- 1 container of Oxi Clean (1.3 lb, but you can use a larger size if you want.)
- 1 container of scent crystals (I use Purex because they're cheap, but Downy Unstoppables are good too.  Size doesn't matter - the more scent you want, the bigger the container you buy.)

I buy all ingredients at Walmart.  They're all together in the laundry aisle - you can't miss them.

Step 1: Grate the Fels Naptha
Use a cheese grater. I don't want my cheese tasting like soap, so we use a grater that we found at the dollar store for, well, a dollar.  Grate the bars into a freezer-safe container.  ***If you do not have a food processor, you will need to finely grate the bars.  Also, you should probably just buy a food processor.

Step 2:  Add some baking soda, then stick in the freezer.
I add about a cup of baking soda and mix with my hands.  This keeps the Fels Naptha from sticking together, and makes Step 3 a bit easier.  Seal the container (so your ice cream doesn't end up tasting like soap) and stick in the freezer for about an hour.

Step 3: Grind up the Fels Naptha in a food processor.
Once the Fels Naptha has had a chance to chill in the freezer, dump it all in your food processor and flip the switch.  I use the default blade, and process until the Fels Naptha is ground into a coarse powder.   It doesn't take long.  ***If you do not have a food processor, obviously skip this step.  

Step 4: Combine all ingredients.
I use an old kitty litter container, because it's a good size and a free byproduct of having cats.  (Side note - don't buy Tidy Cats LightWeight litter. It sucks.)  Try not to breathe in the dust, especially from the Borax!  Once everything is added, close the lid and shake it all up.  You want all the ingredients to mix as evenly as possible.  Save the Oxy Clean scoop!  One full Oxy Clean scoop is all you need for a load of laundry, so keeping the scoop saves you the trouble of finding another scoopie-thing for your detergent.

That's all there is to it!
Seriously, it's that simple.  A double batch will fill a big Tidy Cats tub and will last 1-2 years (or longer, if you don't wash your bedding very often. Eww.)  I've used it for nearly two years, and I've never been disappointed by this recipe's cleaning and stain lifting power.  I use it on clothes, delicates, towels, bedding, dog blankets... it works for everything.  

Monday, June 16, 2014

A Response to KHOI's Story on Responsible Dog Ownership

Several weeks ago, I was contacted to participate in a radio interview about acquiring a dog from a responsible and ethical source. As I am much better with the written word, I passed the opportunity on to someone who could effectively say what my mind is only able to translate into text.  I had high hopes that it would be a huge step towards changing the opinions of casual Iowa pet owners who aren't familiar with puppy mills vs. good breeders.

You can listen to the hour-long program here.

Sadly, my hopes were shattered when it became apparent the program chose to focus on promoting and defending a commercial kennel called Century Farm Puppies in Grundy Center, IA.  Century Farm is a large-scale commercial breeding operation that allegedly "invented" the designer (mixed) breed called the Cavachon.  For those who don't fall for cutesy names, the Cavachon is a mix between a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel and a Bichon.

The promotion of Century Farm Puppies started within the first ten minutes of the program. At 7:23, actually.  Upon pulling into the Century Farm property, the interviewers were impressed by the "idyllic" sight of a well-groomed property, a little pond with a boat, and a few pens of roly-poly puppies frolicking in the grass.  How typical of a savvy businessman - put the highly marketable "product" front and center to impress guests.  Of course, the majority of the farm's 150+ dogs were not out in the pens.  Most of them were in an outbuilding, and the owner of Century Farm refused to allow access to that outbuilding... at least at first.

At 8:31, the interview with Rex Meyers began.  I urge you to listen to the program yourself, but here are several gems from his interview that I'd like to address:

"Everybody wanted a Cavalier but they couldn't have 'em because they aren't hypoallergenic. By crossing 'em with a Bichon, the offspring are always non-shedding and hypoallergenic."

Bichons do not shed, but Cavaliers do.  Breeding these two breeds together in no way creates 100% non-shedding offspring.  High school science students with half a brain cell could tell you that.  Also, people are rarely allergic to dog hair.  Rather, the main cause of allergic response to animals is to their dander, which all dogs have.  There is no hypoallergenic dog breed.

"I shoulda patented 'em, because now they're the #2 most registered hybrid dog in the country."

Right away, it appears that Mr. Meyers' true motivations are revealed... money.  He regrets not patenting his mixed breed, presumably because now other unscrupulous breeders are profiting on "his" idea.  Less money in his pocket, dang it.

"So this way I get to see all the grandkids all the time cuz they're always here playin' and workin' with the puppies. We put money in the kids' college funds every month, and so the puppies can support college!"

Again, Mr. Meyers focuses on the profits of his breeding operation.  I understand that this is his business, but the very ethics of his business aren't something I will ever understand.  Lowering the breeding and owning of dogs to that of owning and breeding livestock is appalling.

My Meyers talked so much about the puppies.  The grandkids play with the puppies.  The puppies go out to the playpens every day.  Puppies, puppies, puppies.  In case anyone has forgotten, puppies come from adult dogs.  I have to wonder if the Century Farm adult dogs get the same treatment.  Of course, when asked if the adults get to experience the outdoor pens as well, Mr. Meyers answered with a high-pitched and tentative "Sure!" and quickly changes the subject.

"The kennels all got central heating, central air conditioning... they get all that special."

You know what else has central heating and air conditioning?  The homes of responsible breeders, where responsibly bred dogs live.  Responsibly bred dogs aren't relegated to outbuildings... they live in the home, like members of the family.  To brag about your breeding stock having access to heating and cooling is really to brag about nothing at all.  That is basic care.

The tour moved to the "luxury suites" for pregnant bitches and newly whelped litters.  The interviewers were allowed to pet the dogs through the bars of their cages.  For the record, I've never had to poke my fingers through metal bars to interact with a dog owned by a responsible breeder.

Eventually the interviewers were allowed to peek into the largest outbuilding, where most of the Century Farm dogs are housed.  The "only difference" between the whelping building and this larger outbuilding was, according to the interviewers, the number of dogs housed in the structure.  This so-called "Honeymoon Suite" where the dogs were "bein' bred" smelled strongly of urine, and the level of barking was so severe that the radio producers had to edit out most of it.  So it stands to reason - if the only difference between the two buildings was the number of dogs housed, did the whelping building also reek of urine?  Do pregnant bitches and newborn litters have to endure the cacophony of barking dogs as well?

At 15:51, the doors to the "Honeymoon Suite" are opened.  Now, I'm a pretty tough cookie.  I don't get misty-eyed easily, but at 15:51 I felt a lump forming in my throat.  Despite the radio station editing out most of the barking, and despite Mr. Meyers yelling over the din of barking dogs, it's still nearly impossible to decipher what he's saying.  To imagine the true volume of that barking is heart-wrenching.  Those poor, poor dogs.  How on earth could anyone hear that and think that is how a good breeder operates?

"According to the USDA, that's plenty of room."

Since this is a radio show, we don't know for sure how large those enclosures were.  But as I look around my living room as I'm typing this, I can't imagine the USDA definition of "plenty of room" would satisfy my dogs.  Poison and Stark are running around from room to room, each holding one end of a large stuffed alligator.  Talla is chasing them.  Kaylee is asleep on a pile of blankets on the sofa.  They are content with their 2,000 square feet for now, but I'm assuming I will need to let the out to play in the yard before I finish this blog post.  So unless Century Farm is providing 3,000+ square feet for every 3-4 dogs, they may be meeting USDA guidelines but they're sure as hell not meeting mine.

"Well it's not like runnin' around your livin' room or anything, or runnin' around in the backyard.  .... Ya know, people may think 'yeah, you've got a lot of dogs, but there's a lot of people here!'"

So how many people are there, exactly?  Mr. and Mrs. Meyers, their son and daughter in law, their five granddaughters (aged 3-24) and their one full-time employee.  So... at least five but not more than nine adults.  I'm not sure what a three year-old can realistically contribute to the care and upkeep of 150 dogs, and presumably some of those grandkids are still in school.  By giving them the benefit of the doubt and saying there are six adults working full-time at the kennel, that still means there are 25 dogs for each person.  There is no way one person can adequately care for 25 dogs, and those dogs still be well-socialized and trained.  In the follow-up interview, Mr. Meyers admitted that the grandchildren don't come over every day, and most of them just "play" with the puppies.  So no, Mr. Meyers, it does not appear that there are "a lot of people" there.

According to the interviewers, Mr. Meyers admitted that the cutest dogs got the most exercise.  So even with so much "help" around the farm, the level of care and/or attention is not the same for each and every dog.  How is this responsible?  How is this okay?  How does this not set off a million alarms in your head?

Finally, here is Mr. Meyers' definition of a puppy mill:

"A puppy mill is somebody who's not licensed or inspected by USDA or the state.  Nobody knows they're there. They're not regulated by anybody, and they can do anything they want."

So, by his definition, there are no puppy mills.  There are state and federal animal cruelty laws that regulate the way everyone must treat animals, so in reality... everyone is regulated, and nobody can do anything they want.  His definition also excludes responsible breeders who do not fall under the state or federal definition of a commercial breeder. Therefore, the only breeders that are not puppy mills are, by his definition, breeders whose dogs are so many that they must be licensed by the government as commercial operations.

Mr. Meyers goes on to say that USDA and State-inspected kennels have their dogs checked for health.  "Their ears, their eyes, their teeth."  Those are not actual certifiable health screenings for disease or injury.  The USDA does not have veterinarians that perform OFA, CERF or BAER examinations.  Those USDA "health checks" are only to ensure the dogs are not in dire need of veterinary care.  That is not enough!

At 22:45, the interviewers bring to light another horror of Century Farm Puppies.  In defense of Mr. Meyers and his operation, it is stated that his Cavachon puppies are sold to good homes.  The family sells those dogs directly to buyers.  But wait... what about the other mixes they breed?  Mr. Meyers had this to say:

"...we don't sell Teddy Bears, so those I send to the pet store.  Because they're a cheap dog. We're known for Cavachons.  I'd rather sell Cavachons."

Let's cut the crap, shall we?  Selling their Cavachons direct is not a mark that they're a good breeder.  They don't sell their Cavachons to pet stores because they know they can make more money on them if they sell directly to their buyers.  Why else would they dump their "cheap" mixed breeds on the pet store?

At 27:37, the focus on Century Farm Puppies ends with high praise from the operation's veterinarian.  According to that vet, Century Farm is a great breeder because they keep decent records and consent to c-sections when their bitches need them.  So impress. Much standards. Very wow.

Next, the program featured an excerpt from their interview with Mindi Callison, founder of Bailing Out Benji (and, on a personal note, one of the few animal rights activists that actually believes there is such a thing as responsible breeders!)  I say excerpt because the program only gave Mindi 13 minutes of airtime, much of which seemed to have little to do with the actual subject of the program itself.  

Mindi's definition of a puppy mill is:

"Technically there is no legal definition, so it depends on what organization you're talking to. But our organization believes that a puppy mill is any breeder who puts the profit over the welfare of the animals, and they're constantly breeding the animals in their care."

Yep, sounds about right.  In her scant 13 minutes, Mindi was able to mention, puppy mill auctions, and why buying from pet stores is not a wise or ethical decision.  I wish I could have heard her entire interview, as I am sure it would have addressed some of the crap we heard in the first 30 minutes of the program's promotion of Century Farm Puppies.

The portion of the interview concerning responsible dog breeders starts at about 42:20.  Of course, right away the interviewer mentions that mixed breed dogs are healthier than purebred dogs due to hybrid vigor.

Seriously, how many times does it have to be said?  The Earth is not flat, the Moon is not made out of cheese, and hybrid vigor does not exist in domestic dogs.  Two unhealthy dogs of different breeds do not magically come together and create healthy (or healthier) puppies.  

Aryn did a great job identifying where people can begin their search for a responsible breeder, as well as what it means to be a responsible breeder.  And she really hit the nail on the head with her definition of a responsible breeder:

"A responsible breeder is one who has a goal in mind for what they want their dogs to be. That includes making sure that dog looks the way they're supposed to look, acts they way it's supposed to act, as well as the concern for health. A responsible breeder should understand what health concerns are in their breed, test for those kinds of conditions if the test is available, and screen pedigrees against who they're breeding their dogs to."

Aryn also touched on something very important - something that I feel very strongly about as well, and it is what lies at the heart of every truly responsible breeder:

"[Dogs that belong to responsible breeders are] members of the family. When you put that much work and effort into your family, there's really nothing in your mind that says, 'I should make money off of my family.' "

That is what the main message of this story should have been.  It's what I was hoping for.  Instead, the overwhelming message was that commercial breeding facilities really aren't all that bad.  After all, gotta put the grandkids through college somehow!  Talk about a major disappointment.

Sunday, June 1, 2014

A'Coursing We Will Go! Part 3

Our string of coursing weekends has come to an end!  Poison got CAA legs #6 and #7 this weekend, and Rocket is now only 2 legs away from his CAX.  Kaylee stayed home yet again, as I still need to find someone to help me wrap her feet correctly.

Due to being a bit shorthanded we didn't get any photos of Rocket's runs, but here are the photos Aryn got of Poison!  She is quickly figuring out how to pace herself.  She gets faster every time we course.  I may me biased when I say I doubt she'll ever match Kaylee's speed, but she's still a fun dog to run and a joy to own.  I'm glad she's got the drive needed to be a great coursing dog. 

Some of our friends also reached some milestones this weekend.  Rookie the pit bull (adopted from IDR+ by our friend Erin) had his first experience with lure coursing and loved it!  Erin now has two crazy coursing dogs in her home... many of you know her other dog, Bourbon.

Jack the English Setter earned the first two legs of his CA title.  Hopefully this upcoming weekend he'll finish his CA.  It's great to see him enjoy this sport and be successful!

Rip (Ch Fidelis Ripcord) also did a fun run, and he did very well for his first experience with lure coursing.  With a bit more practice and some flirt-pole work at home, I have no doubt he'll be ready to run for a title.

The gnats were horrible.  My eyes are still nearly swollen shut from getting bug spray in them all day, and I've heard Aryn is having the same problem!  It was very hot, but many of us brought ez-up canopies and sun shades so we had an entire "camp" set up to keep everyone cool and comfortable.

Despite applying 40% DEET, we were being eaten alive out there.  The dogs were fine, but the humans were suffering.  Out of all the products we had available, the only one that worked against the gnats was Bug Soother.  I'm including this in my post only so I can remember to buy a bottle, and to let my readers know that this made-in-Iowa product is basically the most amazing bug spray on earth.

Friday, May 30, 2014

A'Coursing We Will Go! Part 2

This past weekend we went to Wisconsin for some more coursing!  Poison got her CA (Coursing Ability) title, and Rocket got three more passes toward his CAX.  Unfortunately Kaylee hurt herself the first day, so we decided not to run her for awhile until we have an experienced sighthound person show us how to wrap her feet.  I'm bummed that she may not finish her CAX this year, but her health will always be more important than a title.  Besides, everyone who knows her thinks of her as an "honorary sighthound" anyway.  We'll probably course with her again in the fall.

Poison's CA title run...

Go go Rocket!

Sunday, May 18, 2014

A'Coursing We Will Go! Part 1

Yesterday marked the beginning of the "Month of Coursing" for 2014.  Usually we limit dog events to 1-2 weekends each month, but we have three coursing events in May.  I am on the field committee for two of those events.

Yesterday we held a Coursing Ability test in Guthrie Center, IA. It was our first stand-alone CAT, and while we experienced some equipment problems it still was a successful weekend.  We held two tests in one day, which meant Kaylee earned CAX (Coursing Ability Excellent) legs #18 and #19, and Poison earned the first two legs of her CA (Coursing Ability.)

Kaylee's Morning Run

Poison's Morning Run (only two photos, since the memory card filled up!)

Kaylee's Afternoon Run

Poison's Afternoon Run:

After both events we had enough time to do practice runs.  Stark got to do a 100-yard "puppy straight" - a simple course with no turns.  These are a safe way to introduce puppies to the game without the risk of injuring their growing bodies.  First he tried to run the course with a glass clod in his mouth, but I stopped him...

I love this photo of his recall off the bags.  I love this puppy so much.  :)

It's interesting to see how different dogs run.  Kaylee is a "speed dog" - meaning she's extremely fast and it can be hard to keep the lure going fast enough for her.  Our equipment couldn't get the speed we needed in the afternoon, but despite being a speed dog she has no interest in actually grabbing the lure so her afternoon run went smoothly.  

Poison is young and inexperienced, so she doesn't run as smoothly (or in my opinion, as prettily) as Kaylee.  She's also not as crazy for the lure, which makes her easier to handle at the line but not as entertaining as the dogs that are nutso for it.

Aryn's dog Rocket is entertaining, but not always in the way Kaylee is entertaining.  He's a known cheater, so his runs are always a surprise.  "Cheaters" are dogs that try to out-think the lure and predict where it will go, and will often take off in a completely different direction in an effort to cut it off.  Sometimes this works, but other times the dog's gamble is wrong and the lure gets away from them.  Despite his cheating, Rocket still passed both runs yesterday.

Rocket's Runs:

With any luck, by the end of May Kaylee will be 1 run away from her CAX.  Poison will have her CA, and be 3 runs away from her CAA.  It's going to be a whirlwind of a month for the girls!