... dog voices.
I don't know why I find it so amusing to make up conversations between my dogs. Perhaps it's because it helps me paint their personalities to those of you who have never met them. Anyway, here's another installment.
I had to break up an "RSM" this morning. An RSM is a "Revy Stupid Moment" - a rare occurrence where Revy forgets she's a good Corgi and ends up doing something stupid that could very well lead to her getting her face eaten by another dog.
Revy's RSM of the morning was an attempt to steal a chicken liver from Kaylee's bowl during breakfast. Revy should have known this was a very stupid thing to do, but apparently she forgot. The resulting dogversation ensued. All caps, because they were yelling.
Kaylee: GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY LIVER, MORON!
Revy: EEK! I SO DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE SO ATTACHED TO YOUR LIVER!
Kaylee: WTF DUDE, YOU'RE MY SISTER, HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!?
Revy: GEEZ YOU COULD HAVE BEEN NICER ABOUT IT!
Kaylee: BACK OFF MIDGET, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS SH*T RIGHT NOW.
Me: GIRLS, GIRLS, let's not fight... we all love each other here...
Revy: Psh yeah right, APPARENTLY Kaylee loves her liver more than she loves me...
Kaylee: WHATEVER BITCH... Imma go take a nap, don't even talk to me. *stalks off*
Jayne: *huge grin* ... EPIC! (had been watching the whole time)